Original Baywatch Babe - Pamela Anderson

Pamela Anderson Photoshoot - 49 years old

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by Vicki Retro

Whatever happened to Pamela Anderson? 

Pamela Anderson in Spain
Pamela Anderson swimming in her
lace dress in Spain.
She was on Baywatch 20 years ago, now revisited with The Rock on the big screen for better it seems - raves review so far. The blonde bombshell with the wild hair, rack for days and crazy party lifestyle and constant fodder for the gossip rags slowly faded but maybe it's because she has more important things to do.

Pamela Anderson, almost 50 is still living life, linked to Julian Assange (king of the Wikileaks) and raising her two handsome sons. 

Pamela Anderson with her sons
Brandon Thomas Lee on the left and Dylan Jagger Lee

Anderson continues her passion for animal rights and runs the Pamela Anderson Foundation dedicated to human, animal and environmental rights. 

According to her foundation website, Anderson is involved with connecting the right people to make a difference in what she believe is right. In 2015, Pamela Anderson stated she that she was cured of Hepatitis C.

Pamela Anderson Lingerie

"I know it sounds like a cliché, but happiness has a lot to do with beauty. Calm, peacefulness and not-constant stress are very, very important to feeling beautiful and confident. And that comes across whether you’re wearing makeup or not.Pamela Anderson on aging.

Pamela Anderson 1950's look 

What in the Goop...?

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by Barbie Gayle
Escargot Facial - it's real
Not listed on Goop

Yes, I said it. 

Goop is highly curated selection of items chosen by Gwyneth Paltrow..from high priced vitamins to steamed vaginas to overpriced t-shirts to unrealistic cleansing.  

If you are part of the elite crowd and you want to make sure your chatting about the latest over priced fad at the next dinner party then continue your upper echelon life and go for Goop as usual.

For us weirdos or real humans taking vitamin packs like "Why Am I so Effing Tired?" at the cost of $90 for 30 supplements may a bit much but it's perfect for anyone who has money to literally burn and hey... its only $1,080 for a whole year!

Popping vitamins without consulting a doctor is a one stop train to stupid town unless you pop drugs like candy...then your safe. Please check with your doctor before doing anything drastic to your system.

Overdose of vitamins is possible although I doubt that will happen with one pack of this brew of herbs, roots and omega 3's. But what if your allergic to some of the ingredients...allergy sufferers beware? Did you  know too much vitamin B6 can cause nerve damage if ingested for more than one year.

Who is Dr. Alejandro Junger anyway? Junger graduated from Uruguay and then did his fellowship at Lenox Hill Hospital for three years...now he shows affiliation with the same hospital. If you try to do a credential search on Dr. Junger you get a ton about his cleanse company and more goop.

Remember because of the disclaimer they are not liable for your choice:)

Disclaimer: I'm exercising my first amendment rights for Freedom of Speech.


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by Tracy Lugo

penny marshall
Laverne and Shirley - Sitcom 80's
Shameel! Shamazel! Hasenpfeffer, Incorporated!

I have wanted to shout that from the rooftops for years and dammit I finally did it!

For those of you that were born in 1990's the reference may seem a bit dorky but I love my retro shows.

As I ramble and scramble this post from Girls to Laverne and Shirley.

Not getting it yet? 

Lena Dunham
Laverne and Shirley was a sitcom that aired in the early 1980's; a hybrid comedy/drama about two girls (one from Brooklyn) that were best friends and roommates working in a Milwaukee brewery. The premise of the show was based on these single gals living on their own, working and handling barbs from their annoying male neighbors Lenny and Squiggy. The friendship between the two women is the main theme of the show.

What's my point? 


Lena Dunham's millennial sex crazed Seinfeld inspired show GIRLS on HBO is a hybrid comedy/drama. If you added a laugh track to certain scenes it could be a sitcom. The characters don't grow.  Each episode is a "coming of age"scenario sans a message at the end.  I admit that I watch GIRLS. Although, I feel empty and uncomfortable at the end of each episode (like I ate too much cereal and I feel bad about it but I am still hungry). I get this weird feeling after I watch the final scene usually ending with Lena Dunham's character Hannah sitting, eating or standing alone to gloat or smirk or drift into a narcissistic ponder. At times it's predictable but not so much that it becomes routine.

Sex and the City - Season 1

Honestly, I was more fulfilled watching Sex and the City (like eating grapes, cheese and crackers with a glass of Malbec) because there was a point sometimes. Yes, I overdosed on Manolo Blahniks worn by Carrie Bradshaw or the male obsessions of the four women but I loved the female bonding. I also cared what happened to the characters and I relished in the romance. I digress.

I can't say the same for Girls. I honestly don't care what happens to any of the characters, and it seems there is less of them and more of Hannah each new season.  I don't think the writers care if you give a frig about any of the characters in the show. Furthermore, the friendships between the girls is based on a bond that is easily broken and betrayed.

Would you sleep with your best friends boyfriend? 

I wouldn't want to be friends with any of these girls nor would I trust any of them. I think we ALL watch because the line between Hannah and Lena Dunham is blurred. Are we watching Lena exercise her demons weakly in a cathartic display of self efficacy? Lena Dunham makes an effort as well as the cast in the interviews to stress there is stark difference between her and Hannah. I'm not sure?

Sex and the City Season 2

Backstabbing narcissistic feminists that only care about themselves? It's everywhere... from reality show bitch fests on Bravo TV to girl fight fests of Love and Hip Hop to egos beyond the stratosphere like #KimKardashian...

Queen of selfies and narcissism and plastic surgery AKA botox AKA fillers. I wonder what she will look like in the next five years?

There is no question #Kimye is beautiful but #WOMEN she is cosmetically beautiful not that she wasn't pretty before all of the augmentation but real beauty is on the inside not the outside because that fades or you eventually look like the JOKER from Batman. I DIGRESS!

Kim Kardashian selfie #5 Million

Kim Kardashian circa 1990' that nose looks different?

Kim Kardashian "Before Surgery and After Surgery"
Stop the fillers...!
#Girls popularity and viewership thrives off the social media buzz, viral tiffs and tweets more than the 'message'...aside from the theme that life totally sucks in your 20's and it's best to stay ignorant and self loathed and narcissitic  and high as hell at all costs to deal or not to deal.

It's the accolades and awards for Girls on HBO that justifies the right to bare all just because they can and it catapults it's writer, director and lead star into million dollar book deals, essays, letters, videos..blah blah. She deserves it!

GIRLS HBO Season 1

I wonder if GIRLS would get this much buzz if  t was less self deprecating? Call it feminism or right to expression or I can't think of anything for this scene so let's fill it with gratuitous sex but what is the point? Or does it even matter?

I suggest a laugh track in Season 4!

Butt's don't lie...I'll tell you Why!

madonna, music, queen of pop, 1990s, 90s, sex book
Madonna 1990's SEX BOOK
“If your joy is derived from what society thinks of you,
you're always going to be disappointed.” 

― Madonna

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by Barbie Kiss

Yes, thank you Kim Kardashian for posing nude again! You took a giant step backwards and a huge leap for narcissism and tackiness.

Am I too harsh? Are my words mean spirited considering #kimkardashian claim to fame is her beauty. body and sex tape. Her talent is promoting herself. Marilyn Monroe had more intelligence, wit and charm.

Kim Kardashian knows how to promote her brand. Her brand is her physical attributes.

If Kim K. was a stock her shares would be skyrocketing at this moment but for how long? Where is the mystery Kim? Where is the originality? It seems that Rihanna has the same attitude as Kimye, "the more you expose yourself the more freedom you have" Rihanna quote

What's the recent obsession with derriere or rear? JLo, Nicky Minaj, Lady Gaga, Miley (well she does anything), Katy Perry, Rita Ora, Iggy...the list is endless. It's not restricted to the posterior either it's full frontal nudity. Are we on a 1970's rewind again? I can dig it.

These poses are not NEW, it's as old as the Renaissance period. Check out my timeline of famous pin  up poses and ask yourself. Have we learned anything? Oh, yes - we have learned that nothing has changed and sex sells but at what price? 

Renaissance Painting

Betty Grable 1940's

Bettie Page 1950's

Raquel Welch 1970's
Kim Kardashian,  Lady Gaga,  Iggy Azalea
 2014  Too much?
Women who Pimp...stay tuned for my next article...people.:)

Bondage in Tokyo...Shibari!

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Shibari - To Tie
I watched a recent episode of Anthony Bourdain's Parts Unknown Tokyo. This sarcastic towering, chef, poet and word enthusiast managed to combine Tokyo foods with the bondage scene. Truly amazing. As you know MyLunaKiss has written about bondage before Shades of Grey was thought of as a book. 

Mr. Bourdain has traveled to Tokyo dozens of times and his love affair with the food is well known. Tokyo After Dark shows a mix of Cosplay, Fetishes, gaming obsessions and some major bondage.

Kinbacku - Japanese Rope Bondage

He interviews a woman that works as bondage master during the day but is submissive at night to her boyfriend. He performs Shibari aka Hojo-jutsu on her and it seems to be quite effective. Bourdain asks the group he interviewing "Who is into bondage in Tokyo?" and they both reply separately. ..everyone.

Japanese Rope Bondage

Definition for Shibari is "to tie" based on the martial art form of restraining which dates back to the 1400's but it was used to torture and imprison Samuri Warriors back then..fast forward to present day and this form for punishment is a form of ecstasy for the women of Tokyo (dating back to the 1800's) and the proper name is Kinbacku.

japanese rope bondage
Rope Bondage Japanese

This type of rope knotting is viewed as an art form and erotica in Tokyo and other parts of the world including the USA aka Japanese Rope Bondage. Safety is a big deal in this realm.

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Confessions of a Mail Order Bride - Part II

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White Strapless Ballroom Bridal Gown

It's hard to imagine marrying someone you hardly know - most people might not but thousands of women do it every year. These women mostly from Russia, South America and Asia marry strangers for many reasons: a better life, an educational opportunity, a chance to wed an American man, an escape from a terrible situation.

Who can judge unless you are in their position...then you really know. This story was printed in Marie Claire back in 2000, but it is still a worthy read and it Oksana Makarova's story is an example of the stark reality that some foreign brides encounter and what happens when the ending is not like the fairy tale they imagined.

My Life as a Mail-Order Bride

To escape an impoverished life in Ukraine, Oksana Makarova married a Florida doctor who could give her young son a future. Things did not go as planned.As told to Kira Zalan.

If you are in a relationship that has become abusive. Don't be afraid get help. Visit http://www.thehotline.org/. You can call or speak to a trained professional online.

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Sexy Women over 40.. Not Married? NO! Why?

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Bridget Jones Diary - Single
Bridget Jones Diary - Single Heroine now in her 50's
Over the last decade there is an increase of sexy women over 40 that are SOLO (makes Sex and the City look like a documentary)...many residing in major cities across the USA.

The more educated females have less luck finding the right man but they have more choices. MyLunaKiss is not advocating that single women need to marry to be complete. It's your life and your choice! Marriage is not the answer for everyone.

According to the Pew Research study of 2010 (HEY PEW DO ANOTHER STUDY)!
"Marriage rates are now more strongly linked to education than they have been in the past, with college graduates (64%) much more likely to be married than those who have never attended college (48%)."
"The racial differences are even larger. Blacks (32%) are much less likely than Whites (56%) to be married, and this gap has increased significantly over time."
According to the New York Times article on More Men Marrying Wealthy Women:

Carrie Bradshaw - Sex and the City
Sex and the City: Carrie Bradshaw
Married Mr. Big in the End - Go Figure!
“Among all married couples,” the report said, “wives contribute a growing share of the household income, and a rising share of those couples include a wife who earns more than her husband.”
Desperate for Marriage - Single Women over 40
Desperate Plea for Marriage?
Cartoon Exaggeration on Female Marriage Obsession
We searched far and wide for stats on the current state of single women  in major cities and this is what we found:
  • Number of American using dating sites: 40 million (can YOU SAY WTF?) Source:StatisticBrain.com
  • Percent of New York state adults that are unmarried: 44%  (THIS INCLUDES MALE, FEMALE, TRANSGENDER, BI-SEXUAL, LESBIAN AND GAY). Source: StatisticBrain.com
  • Percent of Washington D.C. adults that are unmarried: 70% (I GUESS THIS MEANS IF YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED YOU MAY HAVE A CHANCE IN DC?)  Source: StatisticBrain.com
  • State with the lowest ratio of single people (Idaho): 40% Source: StatisticBrain.com
  • Percent of singles that have Googled someone on the internet before a first date: 43% Source: StatisticBrain.com
  • New York state has the highest percentage of women who have never married in all of America. While the percentage statewide is 34.8 percent (that counts New York women 15 and over, which seems a bit young to us, but, then, we're not crunching the numbers), that statistic is supported largely by the women of New York City, where never-married ladies make up 41.7 percent of the population. Source:  (U.S. Census Bureau in their annual American Community Survey (via WNYC)
  •  46.7 percent of New York City men have never been married. (MAYBE YOU SHOULD MOVE IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR MARRIAGE IN NY)
  • According to recent stats, single women outnumber single men in New York by 149,219, which accounts for the continuing argument some make that women who really want to find a husband should head West, like, to Wyoming, where never-married women number only 20.7 percent.  Source: The Plight of the Single Lady Nearly Half the Population of New York City Has Never Been Married.
Single over 40?

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