Butt's don't lie...I'll tell you Why!

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Madonna 1990's SEX BOOK
“If your joy is derived from what society thinks of you,
you're always going to be disappointed.” 

― Madonna

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by Barbie Kiss

Yes, thank you Kim Kardashian for posing nude again! You took a giant step backwards and a huge leap for narcissism and tackiness.

Am I too harsh? Are my words mean spirited considering #kimkardashian claim to fame is her beauty. body and sex tape. Her talent is promoting herself. Marilyn Monroe had more intelligence, wit and charm.

Kim Kardashian knows how to promote her brand. Her brand is her physical attributes.

If Kim K. was a stock her shares would be skyrocketing at this moment but for how long? Where is the mystery Kim? Where is the originality? It seems that Rihanna has the same attitude as Kimye, "the more you expose yourself the more freedom you have" Rihanna quote

What's the recent obsession with derriere or rear? JLo, Nicky Minaj, Lady Gaga, Miley (well she does anything), Katy Perry, Rita Ora, Iggy...the list is endless. It's not restricted to the posterior either it's full frontal nudity. Are we on a 1970's rewind again? I can dig it.

These poses are not NEW, it's as old as the Renaissance period. Check out my timeline of famous pin  up poses and ask yourself. Have we learned anything? Oh, yes - we have learned that nothing has changed and sex sells but at what price? 

Renaissance Painting

Betty Grable 1940's

Bettie Page 1950's

Raquel Welch 1970's
Kim Kardashian,  Lady Gaga,  Iggy Azalea
 2014  Too much?
Women who Pimp...stay tuned for my next article...people.:)

Bondage in Tokyo...Shibari!

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Shibari - To Tie
I watched a recent episode of Anthony Bourdain's Parts Unknown Tokyo. This sarcastic towering, chef, poet and word enthusiast managed to combine Tokyo foods with the bondage scene. Truly amazing. As you know MyLunaKiss has written about bondage before Shades of Grey was thought of as a book. 

Mr. Bourdain has traveled to Tokyo dozens of times and his love affair with the food is well known. Tokyo After Dark shows a mix of Cosplay, Fetishes, gaming obsessions and some major bondage.

Kinbacku - Japanese Rope Bondage

He interviews a woman that works as bondage master during the day but is submissive at night to her boyfriend. He performs Shibari aka Hojo-jutsu on her and it seems to be quite effective. Bourdain asks the group he interviewing "Who is into bondage in Tokyo?" and they both reply separately. ..everyone.

Definition for Shibari is "to tie" based on the martial art form of restraining which dates back to the 1400's but it was used to torture and imprison Samuri Warriors back then..fast forward to present day and this form for punishment is a form of ecstasy for the women of Tokyo (dating back to the 1800's) and the proper name is Kinbacku.

This type of rope knotting is viewed as an art form and erotica in Tokyo and other parts of the world including the USA aka Japanese Rope Bondage. Safety is a big deal in this realm.

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Confessions of a Mail Order Bride - Part II

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White Strapless Ballroom Bridal Gown

It's hard to imagine marrying someone you hardly know - most people might not but thousands of women do it every year. These women mostly from Russia, South America and Asia marry strangers for many reasons: a better life, an educational opportunity, a chance to wed an American man, an escape from a terrible situation.

Who can judge unless you are in their position...then you really know. This story was printed in Marie Claire back in 2000, but it is still a worthy read and it Oksana Makarova's story is an example of the stark reality that some foreign brides encounter and what happens when the ending is not like the fairy tale they imagined.

My Life as a Mail-Order Bride

To escape an impoverished life in Ukraine, Oksana Makarova married a Florida doctor who could give her young son a future. Things did not go as planned.As told to Kira Zalan.

If you are in a relationship that has become abusive. Don't be afraid get help. Visit http://www.thehotline.org/. You can call or speak to a trained professional online.

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Sexy Women over 40.. Not Married? NO! Why?

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Bridget Jones Diary - Single
Bridget Jones Diary - Single Heroine now in her 50's
Over the last decade there is an increase of sexy women over 40 that are SOLO (makes Sex and the City look like a documentary)...many residing in major cities across the USA.

The more educated females have less luck finding the right man but they have more choices. MyLunaKiss is not advocating that single women need to marry to be complete. It's your life and your choice! Marriage is not the answer for everyone.

According to the Pew Research study of 2010 (HEY PEW DO ANOTHER STUDY)!
"Marriage rates are now more strongly linked to education than they have been in the past, with college graduates (64%) much more likely to be married than those who have never attended college (48%)."
"The racial differences are even larger. Blacks (32%) are much less likely than Whites (56%) to be married, and this gap has increased significantly over time."
According to the New York Times article on More Men Marrying Wealthy Women:

Carrie Bradshaw - Sex and the City
Sex and the City: Carrie Bradshaw
Married Mr. Big in the End - Go Figure!
“Among all married couples,” the report said, “wives contribute a growing share of the household income, and a rising share of those couples include a wife who earns more than her husband.”
Desperate for Marriage - Single Women over 40
Desperate Plea for Marriage?
Cartoon Exaggeration on Female Marriage Obsession
We searched far and wide for stats on the current state of single women  in major cities and this is what we found:
  • Number of American using dating sites: 40 million (can YOU SAY WTF?) Source:StatisticBrain.com
  • Percent of New York state adults that are unmarried: 44%  (THIS INCLUDES MALE, FEMALE, TRANSGENDER, BI-SEXUAL, LESBIAN AND GAY). Source: StatisticBrain.com
  • Percent of Washington D.C. adults that are unmarried: 70% (I GUESS THIS MEANS IF YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED YOU MAY HAVE A CHANCE IN DC?)  Source: StatisticBrain.com
  • State with the lowest ratio of single people (Idaho): 40% Source: StatisticBrain.com
  • Percent of singles that have Googled someone on the internet before a first date: 43% Source: StatisticBrain.com
  • New York state has the highest percentage of women who have never married in all of America. While the percentage statewide is 34.8 percent (that counts New York women 15 and over, which seems a bit young to us, but, then, we're not crunching the numbers), that statistic is supported largely by the women of New York City, where never-married ladies make up 41.7 percent of the population. Source:  (U.S. Census Bureau in their annual American Community Survey (via WNYC)
  •  46.7 percent of New York City men have never been married. (MAYBE YOU SHOULD MOVE IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR MARRIAGE IN NY)
  • According to recent stats, single women outnumber single men in New York by 149,219, which accounts for the continuing argument some make that women who really want to find a husband should head West, like, to Wyoming, where never-married women number only 20.7 percent.  Source: The Plight of the Single Lady Nearly Half the Population of New York City Has Never Been Married.
Single over 40?

Sexy Woman over 40: Diane Lane

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Diane Lane
Born: January 1965
Diane Lane is a Sexy Woman over 40! Lane is fresh faced, talented and is one of Francis Ford Coppola's favorite actresses of all time. MyLunaKiss loves Diane Lane's honest beauty.

Diane Lane has acted in over 50 films since the 1970's; and we love her energy, smile and the raw emotions she emits on the silver screen.

Lane's early films Outsiders, Rumble Fish and Streets of Fire are worth the time, The Cotton Club (we don't care it was a flop) is the first film she starred in with Richard Gere (Lane and Gere have acted in three films). The best Diane Lane films are: Unfaithful acting opposite Gere and Under the Tuscan Sun.

Diane Lane became a multi-millionaire when she was 18 years old and she was voted in 2004 as one of the Most Desirable Women in the World and VH1's Sexiest Women over 40!

Diane Lane will appear in Every Secret Thing and Superman-Batman Project 2015.

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Spring Breakers...Vapid Stalkers?

Spring Breakers/Natural Born Killers/True Romance
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Guns,Boobs and No Brains is the theme of Spring Breakers... this is not "Girls Gone Wild" more like film on puff the magic dragon! Not like "Girls Gone Wild" has merit.

Wow, I could have written a better script in my sleep. It seems Harmony Korine may have watched Natural Born Killers and True Romance too many times (Gary Oldman as the drug Rasta gangsta) ..hmm so familiar yet I digress. 

I swear dude...Harmony... dirty girl actors (Selena Gomez, Vanessa used to be with Bieber and two other random bikini bots and let's not forget St. Petersburg hustler James Franco (a true Renaissance man) must have been as high as a kite the entire film. 

Pussy Riot in Masks/Spring Breakers in Masks
I fast forwarded through most of it to avoid the painful acting on screen. Hello...this is why you can find 50 million results on Google that feature Spring Break Reality. 

Spring Break is mostly tons of college students zonked out of their minds, a zillion girls to a few hundred guys and don't think of even finding romance. If you must go, travel with girls you will want to see after thee days of vile behavior, lewd acts and random vomiting. 

Do yourself a favor don't video tape those moments, some experiences are better left to memory (it will haunt you later) and save money to burn because nothing is cheap at #springbreak.

The masks worn by the vapid bikini girls are a rip off of the punk feminine protest band Pussy Riot.  Why be original when you can rip...that's what I always say:)

True Romance Gary Oldman aka Drexl Spivey Quotes:
Drexl Spivey aka Gary Oldman
True Romance

"Now I know I'm pretty, but I ain't as pretty as a couple of ti***es."

 "Sit down boy, grab yourself an eggroll. 

We got everything here from a diddle eyed Joe to a damned if I know."

Alien aka James Franco
Spring Breakers
Spring Breakers James Franco aka Alien Quotes: 

"I got 'Scarface' on repeat y'all! I got Calvin Klein Escape!"

"I keep it gangsta! GANGSTAAAAA"

 "Four little chickies came down to da beach. Four little chickies got out of my reach. One little chickie got shot in the arm. That little chickie went back to the farm."

Franco's true inspiration for his character ....

Riff Raff Quotes: 
"Suckers wanna hate me, librarians wanna date me." 

Source: Riff Raff Daily Quotes, MovieFone.com, XXL, iMDB

Sexy and Sad...Aimee Mann

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Retro Pop
Aimee Mann, singer and songwriter that was in the music new waye group Till Tuesday and then became a solo artist.. Mann is a deep and talented female musician that speaks the truth from her point of view and our words don't compare to hers so enjoy.

Save Me Lyrics
by Aimee Mann. From Magnolia.
Aimee Mann

[Verse 1:]
You look like a perfect fit
For a girl in need of a tourniquet

[Chorus 1:]
But can you save me
Come on and save me
If you could save me
From the ranks of the freaks
Who suspect they could never love anyone

[Verse 2:]
'Cause I can tell
You know what it's like
The long farewell of the hunger strike

Julianne Moore Photoshoot
Appeared in Magnolia
[Chorus 2:]
But can you save me
Come on and save me
If you could save me
From the ranks of the freaks
Who suspect they could never love anyone

You struck me dumb like radium
Like Peter Pan or Superman

[Chorus 3:]
You will come to save me
C'mon and save me

If you could save me
From the ranks of the freaks
Who suspect they could never love anyone
'Cept the freaks
Who suspect they could never love anyone
But the freaks
Who suspect they could never love anyone

Tom Cruise - Magnolia

[Chorus 4:]
C'mon and save me
Why don't you save me
If you could save me
From the ranks of the freaks
Who suspect they could never love anyone

Except the freaks
Who suspect they could never love anyone
Except the freaks who could never love anyone

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